My friend's daughter Ephie is HILARIOUS! If you missed the president's state of the union address last week- have no fear, here are the Ephie notes. She's 4.
Jan 28, 2014 8:13 PM
Live updates from a 4 year old watching the SOTU: is that his wife, why is he hugging her? We are not there because we would get Barack Obama sick.
8:18 PM
Ephie: I would like him to start playing with kids and stop being president. That would change the world.
8:22 PM
Ephie on SOTU: Too many Americans live in the old times.
8:28 PM
Ephie on Boehner: When you are old, you just get a really runny nose. And that is okay.
8:30 PM
"The environment can be a better place if we looove," Ephie my flower child.
8:38 PM
"Is he asking to get a better job? Maybe he should play with his kids"
Live updates from a 4 year old watching the SOTU: is that his wife, why is he hugging her? We are not there because we would get Barack Obama sick.
8:18 PM
Ephie: I would like him to start playing with kids and stop being president. That would change the world.
8:22 PM
Ephie on SOTU: Too many Americans live in the old times.
8:28 PM
Ephie on Boehner: When you are old, you just get a really runny nose. And that is okay.
8:30 PM
"The environment can be a better place if we looove," Ephie my flower child.
8:38 PM
"Is he asking to get a better job? Maybe he should play with his kids"
8:42 PM
Why are you clapping? "Because everyone else was," Ephie the rank and file preschooler.
Why are you clapping? "Because everyone else was," Ephie the rank and file preschooler.
8:49 PM
This is my favorite part. I like when Michelle stands up so I can see her pretty, pretty dress. –Ephie
This is my favorite part. I like when Michelle stands up so I can see her pretty, pretty dress. –Ephie
8:54 PM
Ephie on why some people are not standing and clapping: Maybe some people need to save energy to walk to the car after he is done talking.
9:09 PM
"Why is he sad?" Asks Ephie. "Who, John Kerry?" I answered. "Yes, the sad man. Maybe someone sold his house."
9:18 PM
Ephie asked if we could be done watching the SOTU. So, I asked her to tell me one thing that she learned. "I didn't even know that green neckties with stars existed."
9:45 PM
I just tucked Ephie into bed and she said that she likes Barack Obama because he jabbers.
Ephie on why some people are not standing and clapping: Maybe some people need to save energy to walk to the car after he is done talking.
9:09 PM
"Why is he sad?" Asks Ephie. "Who, John Kerry?" I answered. "Yes, the sad man. Maybe someone sold his house."
9:18 PM
Ephie asked if we could be done watching the SOTU. So, I asked her to tell me one thing that she learned. "I didn't even know that green neckties with stars existed."
9:45 PM
I just tucked Ephie into bed and she said that she likes Barack Obama because he jabbers.